What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Do you realize people believe that story about Taylor Swift? Do you not say it is satire?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.